Le sens caché des initiales et autres acronymes

[Multipiste]

Toutes ces initiales, tous ces acronymes... Quelles en sont les véritables significations ?
Ce sujet nous aidera, je l'espère, à mieux percevoir le mileu dans lequel nous évoluons.
Et pour commencer, à tout s(a-e)igneur, tout honneur :
A.D.P. : Arriver - Dormir - Partir

[manue.b]

Bon suis en forme ce soir alors:

SABENA : Swissair A Bien Englouti Notre Argent
Such A Bad Experience Never Again
Sauf Accident Bien Entendu, Nous Arrivons

TAP : Take Another Plane

SAS :Sorry Aircraft Scratched
Sex after service

PIA: Perhaps I Arrive
Please Inform Allah

EAP: Encore à Pied

DELTA : Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard

LUFTHANSA: Let Us Fuck The Hostess As No Steward Available

ALITALIA: Always Late In Take-Off, Always Late In Arrival
Aircraft Landed In Tokyo All Luggage In Anchorage

TAG: Tomorrow Another Girl

A.O.M : Always On Maintenance
Amour Orgasme Mycoses
Air Of Misery

RAM : Rien A Manger

AF : Attention Forêt

MEA: Murder Every Afternoon

OLYMPIC: Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash

TAT: Triste Assemblée de Truands
Toujours A Terre
Touareg Air Transport (ceux qui ont fait le Dakar comprendront)
Take A Train

SNCF : Sur Neuf, Cinq Fainéants.

QANTAS: Quiet And Nice Take-off, Any Survivors

FRAM : Faire Rêver Avec De La M****


Korean Air Lines (KAL): Karate After Lunch

[Pipo]

C'est un peu à coté, mais ça reste dans le domaine du transport:

RATP: rentre avec tes pieds!

[Jettison]

Pipo : Parfois "In", Parfois "Out" !

[caveokay]

TWA : Try With Another
SWISSAIR : Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Indeed Rare

[froggy]

SWISSAIR : Sexy Women In Swissair Service Are Indeed Rare

Pour cela il y avait Crossair

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Quelques autres...

LeAA (American Airlines) Always Awful
AA (American Airlines) Abort! Abort!
AA (American Airlines) Awful Airlines
ACI Always Crashing In flames
AEROFLOT All Engineers Resigned Or Fired - Lousy Old Technology
AI (Air India) Allah Informed !
AI (Air India) Already Informed (About Allah)
AI (Air India) Always Indefinite
Air BC Air Bash & Crash
ALIA Always Late In Arrival
ALITALIA Always Late ITALIAns
ALITALIA Aircraft Landed In Tokyo, All Luggage In Anchorage
ALITALIA Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
Alyemda Airborne Lunatic YEMenites Destroying Airplanes
ANA (All Nippon Airline) Always Not Available
ANA (All Nippon Air.) Airplane Never Arrives
Apache Arizona Planes Always Crash Horribly & Explode
APSA Angry Peruvians Smashing Airplanes
Ariana Afghans Really Into Always Neglecting Airplanes
ASA (Delta Connection) A Sad Airline
ASA (Delta Connection) A Sorry Airline
ATA Americans Take Alternatives
ATI Alternative: Take Iberia
Aviaco Airplanes Violently In Awful Crashes Often
BA (British Airways) Bloodish Airways
BA (British Airways) Best Avoided
BA (British Airways) Better Avoided
BA (British Airways) Bloody Awful
BIMAN (Bangladesh Airlines) Before It Moves Allah Nodds
BMA British Mangling Airplanes
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) Better On A Camel
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) Bloody Old and Careless
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) Bend Over Again Christine (from cabinet sex scandal)
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) Bail Out And Crash
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) British Overseas Air Catastrophes
BOEING Bits Of Engine In Numerous Gardens
BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) Bet you Wait In Airport
BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) Better Walk If Able
BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) Better Wish It Arrives
BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) Bound to Wait In the Airport
BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) But Will It Arrive
BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) Baggage Wandering In Africa
CA (China Airlines) Choose Another
CAAC (Chinese Avation Airl.Comp.) China's Airlines Almost Crashes
CAAC (Chinese Avation Airl.Comp.) Chinese Airline Always Canceled
CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Crash And Ignite
CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Call Ambulance Immediately
CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Circle Airport Indefinitely
CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Call Attendants "Idiots"
CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Check All Items
CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Copilots Are Imbeciles
CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Cruise Above Iceland
CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Cancel Alaskan Itinerary
CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Casual Atmosphere Inside
CAT Crashes After Takeoff
CCAir Crash & Catastrophe Air
CFM 56 Ca Fout la Merde, 5 fois sur 6 !
CONTINENTAL Can Of Nitroglycerine Taken IN Every Night To Avoid Landing
CP (Cathay Pacific) Crash Planned
CP (Cathay Pacific) Crash Perhaps
CPA (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Can't Promise Anything
CP Air Crashing Planes Air
CSA Czechs Smashing Airplanes
DAN AIR Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough
DELTA Don't Even Leave The Airport
DELTA Don't Even Let Them Aboard
DELTA Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
DELTA Don't Ever Leave The Airport
DELTA Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
DELTA Do Every Little Thing Awkwardly
DELTA Doesn't Even Locate The Airport
DELTA Does Eventually Limp To an Airport
DELTA Doesn't Everything Lead To Atlanta
EAL (Eastern Airlines) Eastern's Always Late
EL AL Every Landing Always Late
EL AL Entfuehrer Landen Als Leichen (Les pirates atterrissent sous forme de cadavres)
ETOPS Engines Turning Or Passengers Swimming
FINNAIR Flying If No Nuclear Action Is Risky
FINNAIR Food Is Never Nourishing, Atmosphere Is Restless
FINNAIR Flights Into Nomadic Northern Arctic Isolated Regions
FINNAIR Finally In Norway, No Airport In Range
GARUDA Get Another Reservation Unless Dead Already
IA (Indian Airlines) Indefinte Arrival
INTERFLUG I've Never Tried Eating Raw Fish - Let Us Go
JAFO Just Another Fuc**n Observer
JAL (Japan Air Lines) Joke About Life
JAL (Japan Air Lines) Just About Late
JAL (Japan Air Lines) Japan's Always Late
JAT (Yugoslav Airlines) Joke About Time
LAV Linea de Accidentes y Victimas
LOT (Polish Airlines) Lots Of Trouble
LOT (Polish Airlines) Last One There
LOT (Polish Airlines) Luggage On Tarmac
LOT (Polish Airlines) Lots Of Trauma
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostesses And Never See-you Again
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostesses As No Steward Available
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available ?
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostesses And Not Say Anything
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fondle The Hostess And Not Say Anything
OLYMPIC Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
NASA Need Another Seven Astronauts
NASA Need Another Shuttle Also
NASA Nice Air Show Assholes
OLYMPIC Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash
PA (Philippine Airways) Please Avoid
PAL (Phil. Airlines) Philippines Always Late
PAL (Phil. Airlines) Plane Always Late
PAL (Phil. Airlines) Pretty Awful Landing
PAN AM Poor Americans, Nausea And Migraine
PAN AM Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad
PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) Please Inform Allah
PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) Panic In Air
PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) Perhaps I Arrive
PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) Pilot Is Alcoholic (Thanks to Mr Spock)
PWA (Pacific Western) Please Wait Awhile
QANTAS Quality Always Neglected, Tariffs Awfully Stupendous
QANTAS Quarrelsome And Nasty Typical Australian Service
QANTAS Queer And Nasty, Try Another Service.
QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Travelling As Stewards
QANTAS Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors ?
QANTAS Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards
QANTAS Quick And Nasty Typical Australian Service
QANTAS Quite A Nice Trip, Australian Style
QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Take All Seats
QANTAS Quite ANother Thing to Arrive Safely
SABENA (Belgium) Stupid Apes Burn Engines Nearly Always
SABENA (Belgium) Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again !
SABENA (Belgium) Such A Bad Experience, Never Again !
SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA) Stay At Home, Stay Alive
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Sweet And Sexy
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Sex And Service
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Sex After Service
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Sex And Satisfaction
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Such A Shame
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Slow And Safe
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Stays At the Surface
SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Stays Always Still
SIA (Singapore Intl.Airl.) So Incredible, Aah
SIA (Singapore Intl.Airl.) Sex In the Air
SIA (Singapore.Intl.Airl.) Sick In Air
TAA (Trans.Austr.Airl.) Try Another Airline
TACA Take A Chance Airline
TAP (Portuguese Airl.) Take Another Plane
TAROM (Romania's airline) Trash And Rubble On Move
TAT Toujours A Terre
TAT Touareg Air Transport
TAT Touche A Tout
TAT Toutes A Toi (pour les pilotes mégalos)
TAT Take A Train.
THY (Turk Hava Yolara) Turkey Hates You
THY (Turk Hava Yolara) They Hate You
TTA (Trans-Texas Airl.) Tree-Top Airlines
TTA (Trans-Texas Airl.) Teeter-Totter Airlines
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Take the Waitress Away
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Travel Without Arrival
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Try Walking, Asshole
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Try Walking Again
TWA (Transworld Airl.) The Worst Airline
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Took Wrong Airline
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Terrorist Welcome Aboard
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Terrorists With Arms
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Teenie Weenie Airlines
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Traveling Without Air
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Tiny Wings A-flappin'!!!!!
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Tight Wad Airlines
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Try Walking Across (transatlantic perspective)
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Teenie Weenie Airlines
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Twenty Wobbly Airplanes
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Trouble With Amal
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Travel With Amal
TWA (Transworld Airl.) Twits Win Again
TWA (Transworld Airl.) That Was Awful
USAir U.S. Scare
USAir Unfortunately Still Allegheny in reality
USAir Useless Air


Ah, le bonheur du copier-coller

[Bypass]

pas encore citée:
TOWER AIR: Take Off Wihout Essential Repair, voila qui devrais rassurer définitivement les passagers.

bon, rassurer vous, c'est fermé!

[jp_mach2]

RATP: rentre avec tes pieds!

Ou encore, Reste Assis Tu es Payé
jp

[Lazio]

Je trouve surprenant qu'il n'y ait pas plus de "définitions" d'AF ou d'AFR; sûrement le devoir de réserve...

[opslady]

Ha! Comme j'avais ecrit sur feu RCC, AF cherche toujours a s'ecarter de tout ce qui est banal, de l'ordinaire..
Un acronyme, comme tous les autres? NYET!!

AF:
"Take a Chance, Fly Air France"
:lol::mrgreen:

[Lazio]

Pour moi c'est souvent :Always Full ! (que voulez-vous, les gp dgac... )
Pour certains cela pourrait être :
-Antipathiques, Fiers, Raleurs !
-Aujourd'hui Faut Réussir !
d'autres ?

[RVSM]

AFR=

Approach Fucked-up in the Rain!

Airbus Flown into the Ridge

Airbuses Flown by Rookies

Arrivée Franchement en Retard

Approximate Flare over the Runway

C'est juste pour rire, pas de dent particulière contre AF

[Jettison]

[Lima Fox Bravo]

Et aussi pour SABENA :

Sauf Accident Bien Entendu Nous Arrivons
Société Anonyme Belge d'Exploitation des Nègres en Afrique
(à sa création...)

Je me lance aussi sur Air France :
Arrivée Improbable Retour Franchement Risqué Assurances Normales & Complémentaires Exclues.
(sans rancunes aucunes... Amis d'AFR si vous m'entendez..)


Voilà un topic qui me ramène il y a bien des années en arrière... J'aime bien.

[Lazio]

Arrêtez, svp, de vous excuser lorsque vous parlez, critiquez Air France, certes grande compagnie, mais un plot sur les écrans comme tout autre acft, y compris les VFR, a le droit à la même sécurité !!!
Nous ne sommes pas (encore) dans un ciel privatisé!

n'en déplaise à feu-RCC

[youky]

EDF Enfant De Feignant

[Phil75]

SNCF = Sur Neuf Cinq Fainéants (c'est mon père cheminot qui la sortait lui-même !)

EDF Enfant De Feignant

Blague qui m'a été raconté par des gars d'EDF eux-mêmes :

Q : Qu'est-ce qu'une partouze à EDF ?
R : C'est un qui baise et dix qui regardent.

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ADP: Arriver Dormir Partir !